there is a lot more of these messages where these come from, by the way. stick around? maybe? no?

naana.nananaaana. weeeeyyheeeyyeey. gooodbyeee

I like tacos. Oh, how creative and funny I am!

i made a new symbol. look see it says CB up there. it even looks like a mini cork-board. come on guys i put a lot of work into it

this is a really long message. how long do you think a message can be? i dont even know why i'm asking, its not like you can properly respond to me. either way im testing this now, and if you really w

hitler joke

writing contests: Maybe if more than two people join! So, probably not

badaboom

TAZDINGOOOOO. yeahahahaaa.

i play hearthstone avidly

i drink water sometimes

big brother is watching. <--- intelligent book reference

"Oh, I'm sorry to disturb you...I was just listening to classic music, reading some books...so, not a moron,"

if you're reading this im already dead

no just kidding

if you're reading THIS one, i'm probably trapped in the year 1885

fun fact: facts are never fun and they never will be.

self deprecating joke

press the jump button to jump

maybe i should actually create them in some sort of order. like i'm having a one-way conversation.

Naaaaaaah

you think these refresh everytime you flip a page? if so, no one will ever read this. i hope they continue through page clicks.

i wonder how i advertise this place without sounding like an absolute prick...

oh, that's right, i dont.

is this the krusty krab?

no this is patrick

is this the krusty krab?

noooo, this is patrick

is this the krusty krab?

vaginas

bet you weren't expecting that one

are you still here?

i gotta think of more stuff to say

Why is a mouse, when it spins?

Because go fuck yourself.

i'm sorry

hey look, this next message will go really quick

see?

that didnt work

son of a bitch

these are all pre-recorded messages. im like cave johnson, and you're wandering through my laboratory

on a scale of one to ten, how disappointed will you be when these things loop back to the beginning?

1- i wish they would end right now

2- i probably could care slightly less

3- i almost gave a fuck

4- shrug emoticon

5- i am devoid of opinions

6- i would slightly care

7- i would prefer if you kept going

8- oh no, pls dont go

9- dont leave us gwebster2 you're so charming and funny

10- i am person that does not exist

choose wisely, i am watching your decision

choose now....

dont worry, i can wait.....

what, you didn't choose?

well you can go fuck yourself im done writing these

WELCOME. THANK GOD- okay i cant do it, im back

i wish more people would show up. they probably aren't though, i'm not being very proactive.

typety typety typety. dont worry Pa im typing real important stuff here. typety typety typety

#DonaldTrump4Prez

His fucking hair oh my god.

my family is racist

"can't do any worse than obama" alright calm down geez

typing this stuff really puts my life into perspective

my summer project sits at home, unfinished, and here i am, typing messages that only a future, nostalgic version of myself will remember

"Yeah? Well, you know, that's just uh, your opinion, man,"

I'm gonna give you some life advice

Don't drink and drive

Stay in school

Wear your seatbelt

Look both ways before crossing the road

Don't burn bridges, both metaphorically and literally

Break their kneecaps first

Don't snack late at night

Turn the computer off 30 minutes before you go to bed, and that's your phone, too

Keep a journal, you won't regret it

okay i'm taking a break. oh hey, your back?

WELCOME WELCOME